Episode 5
Oh... It's obvious.
So he cheated on you, right?
Forgive me.
Oh my, oh my goodness.
I don't wanna live with him, do I?
The person you're trying to reach does not answer the phone. Please leave...
Isn't Mr. Soe coming today?
He has a class today.
I can't believe our family has problematic parents.
The baby's cry will wake us up and bother our studies.
He'd better take the baby to grandma.
Will he?
I'll tell him.
Mom cannot live without Dad.
Despite their differences, they still live.
Then let them live out of our sight.
The more I think, the more I can't understand them.
They're made for each other.
Thank God we're not like them.
Why are you looking at me?
I think you inherited Dad's playboy tendencies.
Absolutely not!
Then did you inherit Mom's vanity?
Yes, let's do that. Ask them to live away from us.
They're out looking for you.
When?
Around 30 minutes ago?
You've been out for hours, and they worried a lot.
I can see you distressed a lot.
I heard about it from granny Joe.
May I give you a piece of advice?
Go ahead.
Just accept it as it is.
You did not lose a family member but gained one.
Easy to say since you're not in our shoes.
After I came to Korea in 2006, I got an ascetic training for a year.
During that time, I had many good lessons from priests.
Everything has to do with karma.
There must be a cause.
Don't say what others have said. Say your own words.
There's rice sold at a store.
Say you bought it and cooked it. Who do you think is the owner of steamed rice?
We're not talking about rice!
Same thing. I heard a lesson, agreed, and engraved it in my heart.
Then the lesson becomes mine.
Though you don't still get it.
Having a good parenthood is not an exception.
If you built a good relationship in your previous life,
you enjoy the outcome in this life, and vice versa.
Sounds like four of us did wrong in our previous lives. Is that what you want to say?
If you want to preach, then do that to others.
Try to accept every situation as if it's all your fault. And you'll feel easy.
We might lack self-discipline.
I tried to think differently, but my mind is still restless.
I know it's not easy, but...
Jade! Don't listen.
When you get upset or feel victimized, just look into your heart.
How can I look into my heart?
You know "contemplate"? Calm your mind and gaze into it.
And you'll find it's empty after all.
Just like the universe above.
Mom. What should I bring them as a present?
I bought something already. Come and sit.
If her parents find you good...
Well, I have no doubt about it.
Tell them you're busy to take a specialist course,
and you want to get married immediately, say, next month.
Ok.
To expedite process, you should schedule a family dinner next week.
Ok.
You look decent and noble in a grey shirt. Wear that tomorrow.
Don't be fooled by that shaven head.
I won't.
Should we put up with it just once more?
As Kyle said, we might want to accept it instead of making fuss of it.
We've endured them so far, and why not once more?
And I'm sure they won't live away from us. Don't you think so?
What about the boy?
Goong grandma will look after him.
In fact... I think he's cute.
He looked so comfy in my arms as if he knew I'm his brother.
He's a poor little boy, isn't' he?
I know. Later he'll be shocked, too.
We should act as if Mom bored him.
I wonder if his mom really died. Don't you think Daddy made an excuse?
I don't think he'd lie over someone's death.
What should we do tomorrow? Ruby's fiance is coming.
Can you postpone the appointment?
I don't know. Got a headache. How long do we have to suffer for them?
Hello.
Are you home?
Yes.
Your sisters, too?
Yes.
Honey, the kids are home.
Where have you been? It's almost midnight.
You made me feel awful.
I'll send the boy to my mother,
and make sure he doesn't bother you.
Did she say ok to looking after him?
Why not? Though I didn't ask yet.
Why didn't you ask?
She's disappeared. To avoid the situation.
So what are we gonna do tomorrow?
Huh...?
Well... As I told you before...
Who would believe a 54 year old bore a child?
It could sound indecent, but... Wait, it's not 54.
Given that he's born last fall, it should be 53.
Children are supposed to be problems in the family but it's parents at our home.
I know, sorry for that.
Life does not go on as I wish.
Don't say you don't have control over your life.
Everything depends on your will.
I'm not Confucian.
We are not, either.
Let's see how you live.
You never know what will come to you till your life ends.
You should at least take the responsibility of your life.
How much longer will you disappoint us?
I'll be responsible for my life from now on, ok?
I'll never disappoint you again, ok?
I swear.
I'll write in blood if you want.
Get a piece of white paper.
Didn't you say you'd write in blood? I can at least cut your finger.
Gosh, how merciless.
Don't you see what I meant?
I knew it. So fake.
Hey, our children are watching us.
So? Aren't you fake? You always pay lip service.
See? By ignoring me like that, you drive me to seek other women.
Nonsense.
You should trust and respect me as your husband.
Have you ever responded to me like I'll trust you"?
How can I trust...
You too often ignore me in front of my children.
No husband can stay faithful to a wife like you.
So you cheated on me because I ignored you? Oh come on.
You always talk about sex appeal.
Watching TV, you comment who's sexy.
When we went to a restaurant the other day, a woman with huge breasts walked in.
His eyes were just fixed on her.
Didn't his mom also have huge breats? I'm so sure.
Get out! You don't have to live with me.
No man can take you but me.
Give me a break.
Stop blaming me and reflect on yourself.
You're so mean. You always blame me for your wrongdoing.
Get out of our sight if you're going to keep fighting.
There you go again.
Why do you always cut my word?
Cut your dad's word instead.
I'm sick of it.
I am not.
I sacrificed myself to have you live with both parents. You should thank me for that.
Honestly, I once wished I were an orphan.
What?
Didn't you, Jade?
I'm a human being too, not Buddha.
Look at what you're saying.
I've had a long-suffering life trying to have you grow up in a whole family.
And now what?
I can't believe I bore such heartless children like you.
You went too far with that comment.
A single word of Coral hurt you? Then what about your behaviors?
We didn't do those on purpose. We only tried to make things work.
No matter how little you think of us, we're still your parents.
How could he wish to be an orphan?
Would he say that if it weren't that bad?
Fine. It's all our fault.
Let's go. To plunge into Han River or rush into a running car.
I should have bought a life insurance.
Why didn't you ask us to be insured so that you can collect the payment after we die?
Don't look at me like that. Isn't that what you want?
You! How could you sneak around like a rat!
My goodness!
Are you crazy?
I'm sorry, I got a wrong person.
My goodness... I'm so sorry.
Come in.
Mother.
Yes.
You keep old clothes of father, right?
Yes.
You need it?
Yes.
Pants might be a bit short for you.
I have my blue jeans. I need tops.
They'll not go well with you. So old-fashioned.
It's okay.
Right, you don't need nice outfits out there.
Please pack some.
Mom.
Yeah, why?
Why do you leave so early? I'm preparing your lunch.
Ruby wants to see me early.
Just sit.
Don't you think her father may be very strict?
I think she wants to give you some tips in advance.
I don't know.
Listen.
You are a good bachelor for any girls, though you have a widowed mother.
Act with pride and confidence.
Ok.
Where does she live?
Daeyangdong.
Daeyangdong?
Somewhere in the north of Han River.
Haven't you driven her home?
You know I'm busy. I've managed to date with her around the work.
Poor Ruby.
Daeyangdong.
Oh, maybe it's somewhere near the hotel, his office.
Mom.
Mom, please babysit the boy.
Why should I?
Then what should we do? He could cry out while we see Ruby's fiance.
Where the heck is the old fox?
Like mother like son. So wily. Gosh...
You can say that again, right?
Myongja Gyol.
Don't even think about trying to let yourself off the hook.
Yes.
Come out. I'm around the corner.
Seems like you're going to see my parents.
Why? Do I look nervous?
No.
Pretty.
Are you hungry?
No.
Let's take a spin before we have lunch.
I have something to tell you.
Ok, got it, man. Ok.
It's cool.
Why? What is it?
There're so many things I didn't tell you.
Are you seeing someone else?
No, it's not like that.
Then what?
My family is not as rich as your mother expected.
It's not a big deal.
I'm afraid you might be disappointed.
I won't.
My dad... is not a manager. He welcomes people at the door...
Door?
Then he is...
Right.
You don't have to see my parents. Don't feel burdened.
I'm just happy to be your love... and that is enough.
What are you talking about?
Since I met your mother, I couldn't sleep well.
I didn't know she overestimated me that much.
My mom is just...
I'll take care of it.
You sure?
I love you, not your background.
Jade, do I look good?
Yeah.
Look like an angel from heaven.
Amber!
Yeah.
Change your clothes.
I did.
Good.
Honey, let's make it.
Awesome!
Who is he?
A rentee.
How do you do?
Hi, welcome. Please come on in.
Thanks.
My mom and dad.
Nice to meet you.
Hi.
Welcome to our humble place.
My brother, Amber.
Hi.
Coral!
Our youngest boy is sick, so his grandma looks after him in her place.
Do you have another brother?
Yes.
Didn't you tell him?
No.
Why?
'Cause... he's just a baby.
His first birthday is the day after tomorrow.
She suffered after bearing Amber.
Since a doctor advised us to have another baby to help her recover, so...
we had no choice.
I see. Wow, that's great.
It's awkward, though.
So, are you fully recovered?
Sure. After we got him, she became much younger and healthier.
That's good.
How's your mother?
She's good. She suffered from depression after my father's death, but she got over it.
You should take extra care of her.
I know, but.... I was so busy that I neglected her.
I think doctors and nurses are overloaded. When Ruby was a newbie,
she didn't even have time to drink water, and her lips split.
I see.
Isn't my mom a beauty?
She is.
I'm not. Actually I don't look in a mirror anymore.
It's hard to face my old face.
No, you look very young.
She was once a beauty queen, and she still is.
What is it?
Sandwich.
Just a little reception for you.
Thank you.
You made juice, too, right?
Yes.
Please, help yourself.
Thank you.
You don't eat?
I'm on a diet.
Delicious.
My wife has knack for cooking.
They inherited it.
Ruby will feed you well when you're married.
What are you doing?
Taking HP.
HP?
Hideous Pictures.
Why would you do that as a girl?
It's fun.
Aren't you embarrassed?
Why? Young people do this.
Don't make your face ugly.
Is it ugly?
I can't understand. As a woman, don't you want to look pretty?
I can read a person's character by the face, but... he looked fibreless.
Gee, tell us about your face.
Me?
I am a type of person who is humane, diligent, and self-respectful.
Oh, thank you for this miserable life in reward.
Honestly, it's not my fault.
I told you several times not to stand surety for Mr. Park.
The pot calls the kettle black.
When it comes to money, you have no word to say in excuse.
For Ruby, a girlish man could be better.
She is strong, so she needs a husband to keep under her thumb.
What do you think?
He's ok.
Ok? He's overqualified to our family.
I'm talking about his personality, not his background...
I don't think he is madly in love with her.
If he's not blinded with love, why would he want to marry her?
She has nothing to be proud of except the pretty face.
Anyway, it's good for her, but somehow I don't feel comfortable.
Do you?
Not really
Of course, since he's from a different world.
Should we look for a poor guy for our sake of feeling comfortable?
Aren't you tired?
Well, give me massage on the shoulders...
Ok, ok.
Gently, please.
What the...
Who the heck are you?
Dinner's ready.
Ok.
You got a new message.
The number seems familiar.
Who the heck are you?
Gee. I sent it to a wrong person.
My mistake, sorry.
Crazy wretch.
Goodsoon?
What the...
You must have been uncomfortable with my family, right?
Not at all. Your brothers looked nice.
Yes, they are good.
What are you going to tell your mother?
Don't worry.
We're far from your expectations, right?
Yes.
It was a real surprise that you have another brother.
You parents are too old to raise him.
But we don't have to worry about it.
They are healthy, and my grandmas are rich.
You can't guarantee their health.
True. But if anything bad happens, Coral will look after him.
Since me and my sister are women, we're not responsible after the marriage.
Were they good to you?
Yes.
How's the food on the dinner table?
I had dinner with Ruby.
In a restaurant?
Yeah.
Wait, how come they didn't treat a future son in law?
You know, I don't like having a meal with older people.
They are not just any people. They'll be your parents-in-law.
I had some snacks with them, though.
Then Ruby and I left to discuss something.
How do her parents look?
They are really good-looking.
Her mom too?
Yes.
More than me?
She could have become an actress.
So Ruby takes after her.
So her father is the assistant manager in Ess hotel, right?
No?
He just works there.
In what dept.?
I said, he just works there.
So what's his title?
It's rude to question him about his job on first meeting.
Look, he can be your father-in-law. Why not?
They live happily, and there's a late child.
A late child? In elementary school age?
No, one year old baby.
Baby?
Ruby's mother had suffered a postnatal disease until she bore him.
She's recovered thanks to him.
So how old was she when she bore him? Over fifty, right?
Yes.
Does that make sense?
Why not?
Gosh...
I need to go to restroom.
By the way, I think I might be busy this weekend.
How about Thursday night for the formal meeting.
Should be okay.
Then it's set.
Excuse me.
Yes.
Why mine doesn't have a basket?
What basket?
I saw another patient has a basket attached to the pole,
where she puts her cell phone in.
Oh...
Get me one like hers.
Sorry, we don't have extra for now. Your caregiver can carry your phone.
No. Get me one immediately.
Also, I think the operation went wrong with me. I can't pass gas like other.
It differs on each patient.
But it's possible that it went wrong.
If it did, you would be in severe pain.
Excuse me, she need a pole with a basket.
Let me check.
Please keep walking.
No. I'll walk with a new pole.
Why do you always look into the computer instead of looking after patients?
Everything related with patient care is recorded and confirmed through the system.
That's why.
Are you ready to leave tomorrow?
Yes.
It's in 1,000 dollar bills.
Thank you.
Can you stop by once in a while?
What for? He's not going out for fun.
Were it for fun, I wouldn't worry about him.
We need to see him once in a while to see if he's ok.
I'll believe "No news is good news."
Ok.
Mr. Hwang will get you a new cell phone tomorrow.
You will need at least a contact number to get a job.
Give me you number later.
Don't try to know it.
Why not? Why shouldn't I?
He's not a little boy playing by the river.
He can take care of himself more than enough. Am I wrong?
You're right.
But he's a well-cared for man.
Time to go to bed.
I'm not sleepy.
You're like a child. Think as if he's not back from abroad.
Honey, I don't want this necklace as a birthday gift.
I want all of us to live peacefully.
Mother, I think I must learn more of life through this.
I will have many things to take care of in the future,
and this must be a good lesson to me.
I'll be back in safe and in health after one year. So please don't worry.
Just remember what I told you.
Like what?
Not to hit on any woman.
The same to you.
Hello. Need take a picture?
Maybe next time.
Can you taste this?
I open a snack shop next Monday. It's near Daeyang Junior High.
Smiley House: Sandwich, Hamburger, Toast, Kimbap
Smiley House.
Breakfast will be available. We open at 7 a.m.
Is takeout available too?
Of course
Who's the cook?
Me.
Oh come on, you said I can pay it back later.
I can't make $4,000 in an instant.
All the more, I need a marriage fund for my second daughter.
Excuse me, ma'am.
Ok.
I'm looking for a place...
Do you know the rate around this area?
You mean a house?
No.
One room?
Yes.
For a couple?
No.
Well, the rate in this area is rather high.
Actually I'm looking for a rentee.
Oh really? How much is it?
I can show you. It's right up there.
Come in.
This room.
Excuse me.
This is the one.
My son currently uses it but... when do you think you can move in?
In two or three days.
That's good. I can empty the room tonight.
He is an American, and he likes my house.
I see.
Are you looking for a room?
Yes.
How old are you?
I'm 30.
Good, you both are of similar age.
In Korean age or in Western age?
Korean age.
Oh, I'm 32. Don't I look younger at my age?
Well... Do you want to sign the paper?
I hope you pay the full amount if you don't mind.
It might be inconvenient for you to come again to pay off the balance.
Would it be better?
You sure?
Yeah.
Ok.
Do you have huge stuff to move?
No. This is all.
It's weird that all my rentees don't have much stuff.
Remember Kyle? He brought only a blanket.
You don't drink, do you?
No.
Coral, sounds like you're not home. Where are you?
Kwanghwa bookstore.
I'll be there soon.
Two?
Yes.
This way please.
Two octopus combos, and... Does live octopus come with the combo?
No. It's a separate order.
Don't order too much.
Let us get live octopus, too.
Ok.
You must be well nourished to use your brain.
Do you eat live octopus?
Sure. I'm a mania.
What were you doing?
Selling rice cakes to help my Mom.
Then she'll need you.
I only disturb her business.
How about going to the movie to refresh you?
Who is it?
Open the door.
Isn't my family home?
No.
Even Coral?
No.
You came home early today.
I know.
When did my mom go out?
Around two. She came in and went out several times.
I don't have to tell her about a new rentee.
I have enough rice. You want some?
It's ok.
Ramen is not good for your health.
Well, you can lend me some.
I can give, not lend.
In fact, brown rice would be better for a person with constipation.
I'll give you some bean spout. It'll relieve your constipation.
Hi, you are early today.
Are you offended?
Of course I am.
Why?
She looked hungry, so I offered her rice and bean...
Don't you see it's rude to bring up "constipation" to a woman?
Is it a taboo?
Yes it is!
Why?
Why did you have to rent the room to someone like him?
Look at the way he's hitting on me.
Hitting on you? You think so?
Did I ask you to take care of me?
It's not like what you think.
Then what?
You're living in a cloud.
What?
Hey, stop. That's enough. Just go in your room.
He said I was living in a cloud.
Ruby, listen carefully.
Don't call my name.
Fine. I decided to become a monk.
Having a skin head doesn't mean you're a monk.
By heart, I renounced the world 5 years ago.
To become a monk, I left my family and friends,
and came to Korea over 10 hours of flight.
I've cut off my family and my hair,
So why would I be interested in a woman, right?
He's right. You took him wrong.
I had many girlfriends, and I had a high taste.
I didn't date anybody unless she's blond and glamorous.
Are you blond? Glamour? Or pretty?
Look, am I then ugly? Fat?
I don't have the slightest interest in a girl like you.
I have a class. Who do you think I am?
Gee...You disgust me.
I felt pity on you for having constipation...
I said, stop saying that word.
Whenever you came out of the restroom, your face always turned red.
Hey!
Enough. Stop.
Ok. I see your point.
Unless you resolve the problem, you'll keep causing inconvenience to others.
Do you know how stressful it is to wait long...
when you really need to go to the restroom?
Then get another place and leave my house. It's simple.
Lend me some money.
Are Americans that "punpun"?
What does that mean? I don't understand difficult vocabulary.
Make me understood in English. What's "punpun" in English?
Gee. You are the same.
I just kid her around.
He really ticks me off.
Don't you know "punpun" in English?
He asked me off guard.
I told you. He's a Harvard graduate.
Don't pick a fight, or you'll suffer a total loss.
Why did you have to rent to that depraved monk?
I told you, I thought Amber would learn English.
I really hate him.
Don't be mean. I wish things go well between Jade and him.
Are you crazy?
Are you going around tomorrow, too?
Yeah.
I'll do it. Take some rest.
What about your study?
I can take a break for 2 or 3 days.
What? No way.
Just focus on your study.
I went to a bookstore and met Gangji this afternoon.
I told about you and she wanted to come and help you.
On a part time?
No, as a volunteer.
Why bother?
You can give her a pocket money later when the business makes some profits.
She also said she'd like to bring some rice cakes to the shop.
It's okay.
Coral, are you getting to her?
Tell me what you think.
I don't think I can find another girl better than her.
In what aspect?
She's amiable.
My blood type is A, and she is O. She fills what I lack.
We're complementary to each other.
Do you have chemistry with her? That's very important.
Yes.
I see. Let her come to help me so that I can watch her.
If I find she's not the one, you should listen to me.
Ok.
Actually I think she's amiable too.
Coral, what's "punpun" in English?
"Punpun"?
Well, cheeky or brazen-faced.
Why?
The skinhead. I need to kick him out before I get married.
No. If I turn it on, Joe will know I'm in.
Things are settled. Please look after Prince. It's agreed.
Why should I? Why me?
Please come here and sleep. It's bedtime.
I'm sleepy to death.
Gosh...
Did she decide to become a Buddhist nun?
An important meeting today?
Yes, a meeting with future in-laws.
Oh, I see.
I can't be behind Ruby's mom in beauty.
Where's Sangsik?
At barber's shop.
Are you going out somewhere?
Yes. A dinner meeting with a future in-law.
Ruby?
Where have you been?
Temple.
There was a big commotion. Did you take a good rest?
Rest? No rest when there's no peace in mind.
Your son told you already, right?
Told me what?
The baby. You should raise him.
Me? Why should I?
Then should I? I've raised four children of my own.
Well...You can prepare just one more portion of meal.
Mother.
There's no big difference between 4 and 5.
No difference? Haven't you raised a child?
Does a baby grow by himself? We have to keep our eyes on him all day long.
Old couples nowadays have a late child for pleasure.
Did you come here to upset me?
Fine. Let me get to the point. I will not look after him.
Why not? He's your grandson, not mine.
I am old and weak. I can't.
If I get sick because of babysitting, who will be responsible?
Hospital bills in these days are huge.
Then I have no choice but to send him to an orphanage.
You can't do that unless you intend to divorce Sangsik.
If I divorce, I divorce.
Then think over the child issue after you're divorced.
Mother!
When will you file a suit? It usually takes 4 weeks, right?
I remember watching a TV program on marriage and divorce.
You can't be mean.
If I were you, I would feel so sorry to my daughter-in-law.
Gosh. You coulda at least suggest that you'd raise him. Am I wrong?
I would, if I were 70.
You are healthy.
I am not. My whole body aches whenever it rains.
Don't say I should raise him at this age. He is only one!
His name will be entered in the family register, right?
Sangsik said he's born with good fortune.
Aren't you an advocate of fatalism?
He is fated to become a judge.
Amber will soon go into military service, and Coral will have his own family.
But you won't be lonely if with the boy by that time.
That would require you to give him your affection.
Nobody knows what tomorrow may bring, especially to old people like me.
Let's suppose I took the boy.
By the time he goes to school, I'll be in my late 80's.
Look, Heja, I can't survive that long.
If you bring him back by that time and try to play a mother,
how awkward would that be?
You don't want that, do you?
Just do good by raising him with love.
I know it's not easy but, take him as your own son.
He'll give you pleasure and reward you when you're old.
He will surely look after you, won't he?
Nothing goes wrong when people listen to me.
You will also greatly appreciate my advice.
Just imagine he becomes a judge as prophesied and serves you.
Wouldn't that be great?
Amber has become defiant since reaching puberty.
He doesn't want to listen to you even a single word. Am I right?
When you need to take care of your business,
your mom and I can babysit him in turn.
Had I studied, I would have become an attorney.
Attorney Gyol. Doesn't it sound nice?
An old and tall man used to be here, right?
Yes.
Where is he?
He's off today.
So?
As I listened, it made sense. I think I'd better raise him.
You're taken in again.
I'm not. She might not live long as she said.
I don't wanna listen.
Mom, are you going to fight with her again?
Just mind your meeting with your future in-law.
Bring him out. I'll take him to his grandma.
I know you are there!
Thank you. You may go.
Come on and eat some. Isn't your mom going out?
She already prepared meal. Goodbye, grandma.
My Prince. Did you have fun?
You want some rice?
I don't want that darn rice.
Rice is sacred. It is vital for our lives.
My, my...
You want some chili? It's grown in a temple yard.
Totally different tastes from those in the market. Very sweet.
Whatever. You are the one to raise the boy, not my daughter, you brazen face!
Had you not fled, your hair would have been plucked out.
Why? I didn't ask him to cheat on her, did I?
He's your son. You're responsible for not teaching him properly.
Joe. Then I should have torn your hair whenever Heja made troubles, right?
You and I are getting old in a same boat.
If you knew that well,
how could you treat Heja and me that bad after she got the surgery?
You may do the same to Sangsik.
As his mother, you should have at least apologized and shown responsibility.
But you fled to a temple.
Sound presumptuous.
You sounded the same the other day.
I don't recall.
Gosh, so cheeky.
Why, wanna hit me?
Yes. I'm dying to hit you.
Go ahead, if you want to have the boy in fits.
I can't believe you and your son are equally cheeky.
That's what I wanted to say. Heja is exactly like you.
Both of you are unproductive lazy spongers,
who are first in line to spend money, and last to earn money.
Darn, you are pathetic.
Why do you have to provoke me when it's over?
It's not over.
You raise that boy.
Is he my seed? Why should I?
As your son has sown, you should reap.
Sangsik is still alive and healthy.
Why should I while I'm not the boy's immediate family?
I told Heja to divorce him when she mentioned it.
Thick skin...
I'm going to go for broke.
My life may end soon, and I'm not gonna cringe to anyone anymore, ok?
Whether they ditch or hitch,
whether she gets grapefruits or oranges...
There you go again.
From now on, I'll live an easy life as I like.
Weren't you exhausted after babysitting him? Same here.
It would be much easier for Heja in her 50's to raise him than us in our 80's, right?
You should have become a lawyer.
I know. I missed a chance.
Gosh...
Do you have constipation? Hey, try this.
This is very spicy and will open bowels.
Have a fit?
You dig in, hag.
Bye, senile freak.